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JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

The traditional tale told with a novel twist. Instead of just one beanstalk the beans produce five stalks – and Jack climbs them all to discover a different fantasy place – Toytown, Nurseryrhymeland, Pantoland and Wonderland, before finding the Giant’s Castle.

Lots of opportunity for dancing and singing, with many cameo roles and plenty of parts for everyone. This pantomime will run for a full-length two hours or less if your wish to leave out one or two beanstalks. The script comes complete with suggested music, list of scenery,  producer’s notes and a cast list as below:-.

Fairy Storyteller   : Immortal to keep the storyline going
Widow Trot    : Dame and principal comic
Jack : Leading man. Singing part
Jill : Leading lady. Singing part
Hermatrude  : Jack’s sister.  Supporting part
Baron Hardheart : Principal baddie
Rough & Ready   : Brokers’ men –Baron’s sidekicks
Magician/Doctor Proctor : Ever-present immortal
Buttercup   : Pantomime cow
Giant   : Cameo role in last few scenes. Should be played by a tall man
Singing Harp   : Cameo role in last few scenes
Mystic Meg   : Fortune teller. One –scene cameo part
Mad Hatter, Dormouse, March Hare, Alice, White Rabbit, Tweedledee & Tweedledum, Queen of Hearts, Cheshire Cat   : One-scene cameo parts
Jack-in-the box, soldier/ puppet/teddy bear/ballerina & dolls : Non-speaking parts in Nurseryland
Humpty Dumpty, Bo Peep, Miss Muffett,  Mary Mary,  Wee Willy Winky   : One-scene singing/dancing parts in Nurseryrhymeland
Puss-in-Boots, Babes–in-the–woods,Snow White, Hansel & Gretal, Sinbad : One-scene singing and dancing parts in Pantoland

Mystic Meg Scene- sample

 

(Mystic Meg’s voice is heard off-stage)

MYSTIC MEG Buy my lucky heather! Buy my lucky heather!
DAME

Don’t look now, here’s Mystic Meg and she’ll want us to buy some pegs. Let’s pretend to be busy.

MYSTIC MEG

Good Morning, ladies.
(Dame and daughter try to ignore her but she persists)
Good morning ladies!!

DAME (Pretends to be surprised) Oh, Mystic Meg! You look terrible, are you all right?
MYSTIC MEG

No I’m not (shakes her head) my black cat was drowned yesterday (Ahhh!) … and this morning I tripped in the street and tore my dress (Ahhh!)… and as I lay in the road a horse and cart ran over me (Ahhh!)… and I lost all my heather in the gutter (Ahhh!)
Will you buy something off a Romany Lady?

DAME What are you selling?
MYSTIC MEG Good luck charms £1 each. Can I interest you?  Guaranteed to work every time!
DAME

Well, what I do need is to know what’s in store for us. Can you predict the next few months?

MYSTIC MEG The next few months? Oh, yes. February, March and April
MATILDE I don’t want to go to the rotten old ball. (kicks something as she is leaving)
HERMATRUDE If you’re such a good fortune teller you should be able to tell us the score of the next   (local football team) match before the game even starts!!
MYSTIC MEG Oh that’s easy - Before the game starts the score will be nil nil
DAME When my husband was alive he said he wanted his fortune told but he didn't know whether to go to a mind reader or a palmist. I said go to a palmist at least he had a     palm!  
MYSTIC MEG  (laughing) Ho! Ho! that’s a good one, Lady! (Daughter hits MYSTIC MEG)
DAME What’s that for?
HERMATRUDE   I was told at school to always strike a happy medium.

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John Yates has worked in amateur pantomime for over thirty years as an actor, writer and producer. He has written pantomimes for most of the popular traditional pantomimes and currently runs a Community Drama Group in Cheshire. He has collected thousands of gags, skits, sketches, and comedy routines and has now put these together in a convenient reference book He also writes scripts for puppet plays and local concert parties.

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